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Hard Ticket To Hawaii (1987)
 
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This is an action/comedy/sexploitation/monster snake movie made by Andy Sidaris who is best known for making action B-movies featuring actresses from the pages of Playboy Magazine who were hired because of the size of their breasts and not their acting talent. This one has everything anyone could ever want in a movie - a skateboard assassin with an inflatable love doll, large-breasted actresses who do their best thinking while naked in a hot tub, a diamond smuggling remote-controlled toy helicopter, Sumo wrestlers, a female bodybuilder with nunchucks, a guy who throws a razor-bladed frisbee that slits throats, and best of all - a mutant snake infected by deadly toxins from cancer-infested rats that will kill anybody it comes into contact with.

Never mind that the snake is accidentally shipped to the island of Molokai, why on earth was it sent to Hawaii in the first place? Whatever, the snake escapes its crate and crawls into the sewage system of a house where it shoots out of a toilet, kills a bad guy with a bite to the face, then goes after a woman. She shoots it in the face with a pistol but that doesn't stop it. Finally her boyfriend crashes his motorcycle through a door and blasts the snake's head off with a rocket gun. He asks: "Where the hell did that snake come from?" and the woman replies: "Would you believe, up through the toilet? and the guy responds: "Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee." Earlier, that same guy used his rocket gun to kill the sex-doll assassin, then shot the inflated doll too, just for fun.

Just when I think I've seen the worst fake snake possible in a movie, this one comes along. It's little more than a badly painted sock puppet, but it gets a special credit for "Conceptioneering Creature Design."